I found this article on Bradley's sweet sixteen run....the Onion has some very clever things, but this one isn't quite up to par.
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/46648
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/46648
Most people don't even realize that Peoria is on every one of the globes that kids learn their first geography on in elementary school. So much for being a hick town.
The Onion occasionallly has some witty and original satire, but not often. And this one is reallly bad. It plays on the commonly used joke people might have that Peoria is a small hick town, but actually in the article they never mention that Bradley is in Peoria. Since most people don't know that, it sort of defeats the whole purpose behind their article.
Here is an interesting comaprison-
Peoria population based on the 2000 census- 112,936
Lawrence, Kansas, home for the NCAA Chanpion Kansas Jayhawks- 80,098
It would be more appropriate to joke about "everyone back at the intersection of County Highway 78 and Rural Route G" and that "the city would probably have to install a stop sign" for Lawrence than for Peoria. But that makes too much sense.