Nation? Let's calm down a bit there. I'll take an all-conference guard or two first. We haven't had a 1st teamer in a while.
Please! How could you forget?

It's only been about 9 months since Bradley had a first-team All MVC guard! Jeremy Crouch was 1st team 2007-2008 All MVC last year--
http://www.mvc-sports.com/ViewArticle.dbml?DB_OEM_ID=7600&KEY=&ATCLID=1403220&SPID=2901&SPSID=38948
Also, Daniel Ruffin was honorable mention last year, mainly because he missed 9 games late in the season due to injury and suspension, otherwise he also might have also been 1st team.
In 2006-2007, Bradley had two 2nd team All-MVC, not bad considering the 3 guards on the first team were Jamaal Tatum, Blake Ahearn, and Nate Funk- 2 of the 3 played in the NBA, and Funk wasn't too bad, either.
http://www.mvc-sports.com/ViewArticle.dbml?SPSID=36371&SPID=2901&DB_OEM_ID=7600&ATCLID=807756